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Kristy_22 (29)  
 
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imi (43)  
 
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*Break Into the House*

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.


"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"



*Lost Wife*

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Malinovka2222 (69)  
 
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

eric4x (53)  
 
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two cows are standing on a hill
the one says: "moooooh"
the other: that´s what i just wanted to say
*silly* i know haha
TONYSMETSERS (76)  
 
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2 OLD MEN IN THEIR 70TIES, SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE PARK. NUMBER ONE SAYS : I KNOW WHAT IT IS GROWING OLD, A LOT OF PAINS AND ACHES. HOW DO YOU FEEL ? THE OTHER ONE SAYS : I FEEL LIKE A BABY. NUMBER ONE AGAIN : HOW'S THAT ?
NUMBER TWO AGAIN : NO HAIR, NO TEETH AND I THINK, I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS!
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