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FredClifford (57)  
 
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jaystoo (38)  
 
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WALLET SCAM WARNING! in ASDA, whilist Packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in Tight, tiny tops, They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for the lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perfom oral sex on each other, One will then climb into the front and suck you off while other attemps to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again Today so BE CAREFUL!
imi (44)  
 
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Attention Guys – Funny Joke

A Good example!

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.


The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.
pashaUK1 (40)  
 
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Malinovka2222 (70)  
 
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TONYSMETSERS (77)  
 
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2 OLD MEN IN THEIR 70TIES, SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE PARK. NUMBER ONE SAYS : I KNOW WHAT IT IS GROWING OLD, A LOT OF PAINS AND ACHES. HOW DO YOU FEEL ? THE OTHER ONE SAYS : I FEEL LIKE A BABY. NUMBER ONE AGAIN : HOW'S THAT ?
NUMBER TWO AGAIN : NO HAIR, NO TEETH AND I THINK, I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS!
sam1990 (28)  
 
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hi
lanny12 (36)  
 
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am looking for a man to share my life with and to spend the rest of my life with as well, i want a real good man and i man i can share all my life with as well, am free honest and loyal man: callmelanny ( a t )outlook ( d o t ) com
valerasolomon (25)  
 
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hello everyone my name is valera solomon am here for true friendship
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